I may be termed as a womanizer for my early encounter with
ladies; but, can one be blamed for being born into a family of six (6) ladies?
My early encounter with ladies can surely be attributed with my many encounter
with numerous ladies at a tender age. I surely learned a lesson about ladies at
that tender age after my experience with a ‘misleading spotlight’.
As we sat in the class waiting eagerly to be introduced to
this new student from another school, I decided to pen down some few useless words
on a rough sheet of paper. The sound of Mr. Zickson’s three feet cane on the
front desk changed my mind completely as he grabbed our attention. Just as he
was about talking, Akua Boame, the daughter of the director’s sister walks in
to take her stand in front of the class. Many would have wished she was as
beautiful as Beyoncé for her to keep us waiting. What came as a surprise to the
males and a threat to the females was the fact that she was extremely more
beautiful than Beyoncé or Halle Berry, making our wait of much reason. As one
of the stubborn and notorious boys in the class, I was tempted to keep my cool
for as long as I could. After the description, the prayer of myself and most
guys in the class (I think) was answered when the bell was rang for an hour
lunch. Being a new-comer in the school, we are expected as her mates to put a
smile on her face by keeping her company. It was a shock to the teacher when
all the boys refused to go in for lunch all in the name of wanting to make
Akua’s first day in school a memorable one. What we had forgotten about was the
fact that the mathematics teacher was coming after the lunch to punish those
who failed his test. What may have been termed as a ‘destiny sign’ was when our
eyes engaged resulting in a wink from her end. My entire system went through a
different mechanism as food from nowhere filled my tummy and system with
emotions. I was so happy thinking she was surely going to be my future wife.
Asking to be excused, she took some steps towards my direction. Knowing very
well she was coming my direction, I took out one big book from a colleague’s bag
and began to read a random page (to tell you the truth, I was seeing nothing).
Almost getting to my seat, I decided to rise up as a gentleman will do
according to the movies I watch on television. What came as a big blow to my
face and that of many other guys in the class, was when she asked me to escort
her to the class of a particular senior. Thinking he might be her cousin or
family friend or some kind of relation, I proudly walked with Miss World to his
class. Reaching the class, the way they both hugged themselves only sent one
signal at my direction; they were actually dating. This was confirmed when the
senior in question walked to me saying, ‘thank you for bringing my sweetheart’.
Replying with a stupid ‘thank you’, my first thought of question as I walked to my
class was, ‘Was I the most stupid in class?’ With over twenty (20) boys in the
class, I was the chosen fool to escort her to her sweetheart. I guess the saying
‘the beautiful are always in busy hands’ is one to always have in mind when
about to take the step. Even though I was mercilessly punished for failing my
mathematics test, every tear that I dropped that day was to console my
stupidity than the pain of the strokes of cane on my buttocks.
I may have
prayed a numerous time for them to break up but the question remained the same,
‘Does she love me as I love her?’
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